How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

What do you call a electric Volkswagen?

A **Volts**wagon