How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.