Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

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Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.