Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.