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Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.