Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.