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Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

What do you do when a timeline dies?

Barry it.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family