Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.