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Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.