How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.