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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

Best before...

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

Mainstream Jokes More Mainstream Jokes

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.