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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.