How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Who drowns?

The boat.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

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Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.