How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

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How now! a rat?

Stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.