How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.