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How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew