How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

Knock on the door.

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.