How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.