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How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.