How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant