How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.