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How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant