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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.