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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Widow Jokes More Widow Jokes

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning