A widow
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
The screen stays black when you check the time.
That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
