What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow