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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow