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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.