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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"