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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Widow Jokes More Widow Jokes

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"