What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.