What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.... Okay bye now

Widow Jokes More Widow Jokes

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow