What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate