What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

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What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it