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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

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What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it