What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

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Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

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What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!