Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Student: A teacher!
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
No, Woman, no pie.
A Magpie.
A slice of Pi.
He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.
Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.
