What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

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How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.