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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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At oh-my-goodness! Skip

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Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

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What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

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Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.