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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.