What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How Pokemon Go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.