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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.