What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.