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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!