What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway