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What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a.........oooooh.

Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.