What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised?

Well it's the right hole naw!

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway