Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway