How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots