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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

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What do you call a Chinese Podiatrist?

Hee Lan To

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

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How heavy is a dumpling?

Wanton

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*