How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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Racism has many faces.

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Because they have their own scales!

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Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup.

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How heavy is a dumpling?

Wanton

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*