How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

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What do you call a rich Chinese person?

Cha ching

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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How heavy is a dumpling?

Wanton

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*