How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

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Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup.

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How heavy is a dumpling?

Wanton

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*