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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

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What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable?

Buock choi

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Trigger.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

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First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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How heavy is a dumpling?

Wanton

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*