Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do you call a Chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.