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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.