Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.