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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.