Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.