Fry List Jokes

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!