Fry List Jokes

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.