Fry List Jokes

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

What does your Dad sell?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.