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Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.