Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.