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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."