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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.