What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.