What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."