Because they are pretty and hurt you.
Tulips on your organ.
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.
Tulips on an Organ.
They both lost jack.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
Bette of roses!
She never let go, Jack.
Self-raising flour
Raisin' Bran.
Tan lines.
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
Four abreast!
Frequency!
With its punchline
She buys a new car.
Its axle rose.
They fly in an 'A' (eh)
The get all you '90s references.
A box hedge fund!
One of them has to water their vegetables
Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
Herpes last forever.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
