Because they are pretty and hurt you.
Tulips on your organ.
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.
Tulips on an Organ.
They both lost jack.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
Bette of roses!
She never let go, Jack.
Self-raising flour
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
So he could bring his 'sub' on
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
Its axle rose.
Edit:
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
They use a Chopin Liszt!
He played many more pieces.
Made you look!
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
Holy Sheet!
No, you cantaloupe.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
10 to 1.
Drowns.
