Because they are pretty and hurt you.
Tulips on your organ.
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.
Tulips on an Organ.
They both lost jack.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
Bette of roses!
She never let go, Jack.
Self-raising flour
Once is not enough.
We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.
So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!
Hit the road, Jack.
There's no jack
DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!
It's days were numbered.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
To feed her nightmare.
Your ears stay warmer.
Its axle rose.
When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak