Rose Jokes

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

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Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

Who's there! Bette! Bette who?

Bette of roses!

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What mouse was a Roman emperor?

Julius Cheeser!