Rose Jokes

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Who's there! Bette! Bette who?

Bette of roses!

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.