Because they are pretty and hurt you.
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Tulips on your organ.
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.
Tulips on an Organ.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They both lost jack.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
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Bette of roses!
She never let go, Jack.
Self-raising flour
Cause they're dead!
A pianist
Because they weren't good at Chopin.
He was caught playing in A minor.
So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.
Me! That hurts!
J.C. Penny
All those spikes hurt his hands
The Eng gland.
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Bison
She buys a new car.
Diego wop wop wop.
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
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