What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.