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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99