What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.