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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.