What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.