What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!