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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula