What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.