What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

Previous Random Joke Next

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at?

HackDonalds.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Spatula Jokes More Spatula Jokes

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.