What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at?

HackDonalds.

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

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What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula