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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.