What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.