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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.