Restaurant Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?

A pretentious connoisseurous.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

How do dogs order eggs at restaurants?

Pooched.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at?

HackDonalds.

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

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What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What's the oldest trick in the book?

The first one.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Glenn Jokes More Glenn Jokes

What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Pho Jokes More Pho Jokes

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!