He was stuffed.
Spare ribs.
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Attempted Crepe
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
The Empty Plate...
A pretentious connoisseurous.
French Toast.
They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."
Because he was Messi
They barely had any atmosphere.
Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.
Tweet!
Pooched.
There was no atmosphere
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
HackDonalds.
A Reba!
McBongald's
Restaurants have better servers.
Tips waitress*
Count Spatula
Because while I wait I like to be introspective
Because he got cold feet.
In'n'Out Burger
Gnocchi.
She's the one wearing knee pads.
He gets the kids meal.
Because he had a very large bill.
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
To the RESTaurant.
He had served his sentence.
A pro-teen bar
Olive Oil is a virgin
The part he dips in Olive Oyl.
Pilatte
No ms te!
Allah carte.
Just order them without liver.
He lost interest
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Because they research everything.
Go big or go home
Taco Tuesday
Stop peaking at me.
Peaking duck!