He was stuffed.
Spare ribs.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
A pretentious connoisseurous.
Because he was Messi
They barely had any atmosphere.
Tweet!
Pooched.
There was no atmosphere
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
HackDonalds.
Restaurants have better servers.
Count Spatula
Because while I wait I like to be introspective
Because he got cold feet.
Gnocchi.
Because he had a very large bill.
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
To the RESTaurant.
Fo drizzle
One part Seagrams gin, one part cotton gin.
That's a salt!
None *et al.*
Because he was grounded!
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
Popeyes!
Popeyes
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
BenQ
A thyme machine.
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
