He was stuffed.
Spare ribs.
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Attempted Crepe
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
The Empty Plate...
A pretentious connoisseurous.
French Toast.
They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."
Because he was Messi
They barely had any atmosphere.
Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.
Tweet!
Pooched.
There was no atmosphere
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
HackDonalds.
A Reba!
McBongald's
Restaurants have better servers.
Tips waitress*
Count Spatula
Because while I wait I like to be introspective
Because he got cold feet.
In'n'Out Burger
Gnocchi.
She's the one wearing knee pads.
He gets the kids meal.
Because he had a very large bill.
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
To the RESTaurant.
Rock concerts.*
They like rock.
Because he said Punch's line.
A boyfriend.
The corpse.
Give it two test-tickles!
A Pair-a-ducks.
He wanted to have webbed feet.
A Win-Win situation.
A Nguyen-Nguyen situation
Pilatte
Namaste home tonight.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
He wanted to taco bout his problems
May divorce be with you
In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi
