Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Because he had a very large bill.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Jerky.
Waiter: We can dream can't we
Two cents
Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
