Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
If it's black it won't give you any food
Food
WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
