Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.