Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at?

HackDonalds.

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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

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Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."