Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

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Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."