Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
Chicken Fajitas.
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
Because he'd drop everything
Waiter: We can dream can't we
Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
