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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

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What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!