How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

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What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!