How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

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How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!