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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

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What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.