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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.