How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

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Plot Holders.

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Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

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Their odds of winning are the same

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Who's there! Amaso! Amaso who?

Amaso sorry you don't remember me!

What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.