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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

Http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

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What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

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How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.