How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.