How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

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Word,yo.

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!