She writes a Chopin Liszt.
You have toupee
From a cat-alogue!
Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?
Guy: I don't remember.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Claude Balls
Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
He flew off the Handel
They use a Chopin Liszt!