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What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.