A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.
A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Lincoln. He's in a cent!
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
