Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia