Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

14 Year Old Jokes More 14 Year Old Jokes

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor