Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Convert Jokes More Convert Jokes

Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites?

Because he was too inefficient.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!