Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

Mexican Parent Jokes More Mexican Parent Jokes

What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents?

Juana Sum Peeksa.

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

Dora Jokes More Dora Jokes

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires