Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What does an Asian chicken sound like?

Bok Bok Bok CHOY

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

Convert Jokes More Convert Jokes

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.