Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

Why is there no Mexican Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

School Jokes More School Jokes

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What does an Asian chicken sound like?

Bok Bok Bok CHOY

What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

14 Year Old Jokes More 14 Year Old Jokes

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.