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Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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What do you call a productive Asian?

China get something done.

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

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What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

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What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.