Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.

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How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

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What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.