Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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What's the first place Dora explored?

The Mexican border.

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

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Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

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What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!