Because her teacher told her to do an essay
Border Patrol.
She was told to do an essay in school.
You're the Juan!
Netflix and chili
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
Just wait. They'll tell you.
He replied, "Tropical Depression."
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
Both stream instantly.
Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix
A twix bar
Only two more sleeps till Christmas!
They'll tell you
Cause they don't use a filter.
They have lots of children.
X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
Because they heard it was radical!
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
