What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

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What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!