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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

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What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "