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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

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What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!