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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

Bruce Jokes More Bruce Jokes

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

Mystery Jokes More Mystery Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Alfre Jokes More Alfre Jokes

How does Alfred call Batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence