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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

How does Alfred call Batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!