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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Bruce Jokes More Bruce Jokes

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Mystery Jokes More Mystery Jokes

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

How does Alfred call Batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!