Bruce Jokes

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of?

Bruces

What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.