Bruce Jokes

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?

HYATT!!!

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Waattaaah!

What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Wataaahh

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Avenger Jokes More Avenger Jokes

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

Hyaaaaatt Jokes More Hyaaaaatt Jokes

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

Bilbo Jokes More Bilbo Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...