Bruce Jokes

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of?

Bruces

What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse