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Bruce Jokes

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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I Love Pizza & You

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of?

Bruces

What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee.

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Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

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Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What do you call a person without a son?

Per

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.