Bruce Jokes

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of?

Bruces

What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

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Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!