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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.