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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Its the only place she can get love.

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Because he plays with Pooh.

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Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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He Freudian slipped.

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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OC Icy dead people!

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What's white and sticky?

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)