Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)