Bilbo Baggin Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?

The punchline

Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long.

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Old Hobbits Jokes More Old Hobbits Jokes

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Old Hobbit Jokes More Old Hobbit Jokes

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?

Purrrgatory.

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.