Bilbo Baggin Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Old Hobbit Jokes More Old Hobbit Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

Old Hobbits Jokes More Old Hobbits Jokes

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens