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Bilbo Baggin Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Old Hobbit Jokes More Old Hobbit Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

Old Hobbits Jokes More Old Hobbits Jokes

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Bilbo Jokes More Bilbo Jokes

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!