How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...