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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...