What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried