Wilderness Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

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Which actor is a dog's favorite?

Bark Ruffaro

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Le Var Burton Jokes More Le Var Burton Jokes

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."