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Gene Wilder Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

Testament Jokes More Testament Jokes

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

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