Gene Wilder Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

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What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.