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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet...

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.