What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

Ram a man

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Champion Jokes More Champion Jokes

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.