What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

Last year's hide &amp seek!

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah