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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

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Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.