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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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Who's there! Cameron! Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron