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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

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What's an English geologist's favourite fruit?

A pomegranate.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

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Who's there! Cameron! Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron