Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.