Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.