What state has the highest cell phone bills?

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Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

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