What state has the highest cell phone bills?

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What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.