Tequila, I'm looking at you.
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
Don't look! I'm changing!
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
Where did Mofongo
Tequila mocking bird
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
In case he got a hole in one.
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
Hillary.
Because he might Pikachu!
