Tequila, I'm looking at you.
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed
In case Johnny Onion Rings!
HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show
Tequila mocking bird
Tequila mockingbird
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
In case you get a hole in one.
Hillary.
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
You'll get exhausted
Because it has pp in it.
