Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted