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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.