Tequila, I'm looking at you.
Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like
Made you look!
Shello
Because they can get 4g
Tequila.
Tequila mocking bird
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
In case he gets a hole-in-one
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
Sulk.
It's ill-eagle
Chernobyl fallout.
