What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."