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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()