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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.