What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

Text-us